Athena Lund grew up in Norway along the coast of the nude beaches.
She reveled in the sexual liberation of an upbringing in Europe, where nudity and sexuality were — and still are — far less taboo than in America. There, the naked bodies she encountered along the shores ingrained in her an appreciation for human form and anatomy; one that, when she moved to the United States, she wanted to impart onto others as well. She felt it was vital to teach others of the beauty inherent in loving your own body, and in properly loving your partner’s too.
And voilà, a Scandinavian sex shaman was born.
Now, Athena works out of Boulder, CO as a healer and life coach, with a focus in sacred sexuality. She conducts workshops that teach tantra, a method of sexual enlightenment. She spent some time schooling me on the fundamentals of tantra, and I’d like to share her lessons on the 9 different types of vaginas. Her lessons reveal that the world has much more vaginal variety to offer than we’ve been led to believe, and for women insecure about their own anatomy, this expresses that each pussy is just as perfect as the next.
Tantra teachings classify their ladies’ genitalia based upon its animalistic traits. The classification of your genital type directly correlates to each animal’s natural type of behavior. Lady curtains can be categorized as sheep, cat, buffalo, bear, wolf, antelope, deer, fox, or dancing woman.
A number of traits make up the type of coochie creature you possess, and it’s entirely possible to have a hybrid of two different animals. A woman’s classification depends on the depth of her vagina, the taste, the scent, the distance between her opening and her clitoris, her lubrication, the location of G-Spot, the temperature of her fluids, the types of positions she favors, how long it takes her to orgasm, and the sort of orgasm she could have.
Here are some common characteristics of each classification:
Deer – Hot in temperature, dry in moisture, very deep, sweet/sour flavor, 2-5 minutes to reach orgasm. Deer women “make the ideal porn star.”
Cat – Woman is clean, detached, comforting. Vagina is petite and neat, with no folds. Medium depth.
Buffalo – Very cool in temperature, fresh scent, very moist, shallow depth, salty flavor, large lips, 15-20 minutes to orgasm.
Antelope – Fiery hot in temperature, burns up all her moisture.
Fox – Cool in temperature, very deep, neutral flavor.
Sheep – Very hot in temperature, extremely wet, very deep, sweet flavor, 15-20 minutes to reach orgasm.
Wolf – Hot in temperature, moist, 20-30 minutes to reach orgasm. Moans loudly during orgasm.
Dancing woman – Most women are this type. Average depth, neutral flavor, generally quite moist, take the longest to reach orgasm, perhaps up to 40 minutes.
According to Lund, the cat vagina is the most pervasive in pop culture, and actually the only type of pussy Playboy Magazine has ever featured. Cat vaginas are small, symmetrical, and shaven snatches with neat little lips. While this type may be most pleasing to the eye, the vast majority of pink canoes don’t look like this. The beauty of the tantric perspective lies in its acknowledgement of the splendid variety that women and their lady parts have to offer.
Honoring this diversity is especially important in an age where the media is massacring women’s self-image. According to Dove’s Real Truth about Beauty study, only 4 percent of women around the world consider themselves beautiful, and a large part of that stems from women measuring themselves by the unattainable standards of the media. The issue isn’t confined to just movies and television; it’s pervasive in pornography, as well.
The terrible consequence is that women have come to believe their vaginas aren’t attractive enough, and many resort to cosmetic surgery to make their lady-parts look more conventional. Labiaplasty, the surgery that cuts off “excess” parts of the labia, or inner vaginal lips, becomes more prevalent in the United States every year. In 2013, the most recent year for which statistics are available, more than 5,000 labiaplasties were performed in the United States. Although that may not seem like a large number, it’s an astounding 44 percent increase over the previous year. Unsurprisingly, when women remove tissue from their vaginal region, they very frequently diminish their own pleasure. And that’s a god damn tragedy!
In contrast to the Western belief that we should be slicing and dicing our vaginas in order to conform to some unattainable standard of beauty, tantric teachings emphasize the vital lesson that vaginas come in all colors, shapes, and sizes, and every single one of them is glorious in its own way. The benefit of these tantric perspectives is that they can help us address the problems we feel we have with our pussies; for example, women who think something is wrong with them because they don’t get soaking wet can be classified in tantra as having antelope anatomy, meaning they burn so hot that they dry up their moisture. For them, addressing the source of that dryness can do miles to improve self image and sexual attitude. Or, take women with sheep or deer vaginas; these woman boast a sweet taste, but also can orgasm the quickest, which might influence how they engage in sex and foreplay. It’s possible they might need some guidance in orgasmic timing, or some futher instruction in how to translate that ability to come quickly into multiple orgasms.
That’s why tantra is so cool — insecurities and negative outlooks are transformed into positive perspectives. This matters for women who feel insecure about the vagina they were dealt — if they can be helped to see the inherent beauty in the form they have, better self-image and better sex can follow. As Athena puts it, “One of tantra’s most important lessons is that the best love-making begins with loving yourself.”
Do you know how many types of vagina?
Is it true that women have nine types of vagina?
These are nine different types of female anatomy
Know 9 Different Types Of Vagina?
The purpose of explaining many types of vaginas is that all women should be proud of their organs. What we see in the media, we sometimes think that we do not have that beauty in terms of appeal! The purpose of this article is to convince you that each type of vagina has its own distinct nature.
How many types of the vagina are there?
In all the articles you have read to date, the author classifies the vagina on the basis of texture only, which shows his incomplete and superficial knowledge. Apart from the external shape, its classification is also necessary on the basis of vaginal fragrance, depth, genital performance, taste, etc.
There are a total of nine types of vaginas based on scientific and demonstrative research.
Temperature: One of the other important factors is also what is the internal temperature of your vagina ie how hot it is?
Moisture: Another defining feature of the vagina is moisture, which is a factor in the quality of vaginas.
Other factors include the depth of her vagina, her opening, her clitoris, the location of the clitoris and G-spot, the labia majora, and her performance at sexual intercourse.
According to the following classification, there are nine types of the vagina:
- The Deer Woman
“Deer vagina” refers to a vagina that is warm in temperature but relatively dry. It is deep, slightly sour in taste, and takes 2–5 minutes to reach orgasm. Overall, such a vulva can prove to be an ideal vagina for the partner.
- Fox Woman
A woman who has a fox vagina is very deep in texture, and tasteless, at normal temperature. As foxes are wild animals; Visually cool but deep in mind.
- The Dancing Women
Dancing Women This is apparently the average type of vagina most women have. These vaginas have an average depth, passive taste, and are moist. A woman with this type of vagina takes the longest time to orgasm from genital intercourse – an estimated 40 minutes but remember, this is average!
- Antelope Women
If an antelope is a vaginal woman, it means that the internal temperature of the vagina is extremely hot!
However, the tremendous heat of the vagina dissipates its moisture, so this type of vagina requires lube in moments of love.
- The Buffalo Women
Buffalo Vagina is a great vagina. This type of vagina is very cool, fresh-smelling, and very moist. In terms of depth, it is shallow and its large labia majora make it more effective. This vagina has a salty taste and usually takes 15–20 minutes to orgasm.
- The Cat Women
Cat Vagina is interesting, it is a vagina that Playboy has always used in its magazines in such a way as to display the vagina. It is small, beautiful, clean, and has a medium depth. Although this type of vagina falls in a very beautiful category, most vaginas are not like this.
- Sheep Women
The sheep vagina is very hot in temperature, extremely wet, and very deep. Its taste is sweet rather than sour and its orgasm occurs after intercourse for 15-20 minutes.
- The Wolf Women
Like a wolf, women with this type of vagina have a tendency to make loud sounds during genital intercourse and orgasm. It is intrinsically warm in temperature and relatively moist. It can take about 20-30 minutes to orgasm and reach extreme happiness.
- Lopsided Vagina
Both outer lips of the labia majora do not need to be the same shape. One lip of the labia majora can sometimes be longer than the other. It is called the lopsided vagina or the asymmetrical vagina. It is sometimes called labial hypertrophy.
Asymmetrical labia minora may also occur in some women. This means that the lips of the labia minora differ in size, shape, and thickness. The labia minora usually appears when the inner lips are more prominent than the outer lips.
Vaginas vary in shape and size among women. Some women have an asymmetrical or lopsided vagina or a puffy labia majora. A majority of them also have bigger labia minora than labia majora. Dangling the outer or inner lips of the vagina are also normal. Unless you experience any discomfort, you should not be concerned about the shape of your vagina. Consult your doctor about labiaplasty surgery if you experience pain or irritation during sexual activity or doing regular activities.